Last night Suz over at Alive in Wonderland organized BlogCrush (an OC blogger meet up) and of course we chatted about Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter (if you watch The Soup you get that joke).
- Your profile page doesn’t have a picture (or company logo), bio or location. Things don’t have to be fancy but I would like to know a bit about the person I’m tweeting with. I understand the benefit of ambiguity and I don’t mind if it is just a state or county, but “everywhere,” that’s just lame!
- Your picture has boobs. I have my own, thank you!
- There isn’t a link to a blog or a company website. Why is this kind of person on twitter??
- There are no @replies in the tweets. Even Ashton Kutcher interacts with other tweeps.
- Your tweets promise that I can make $4,000 a month at home (or on a beach somewhere) by not doing anything.
- Every tweet is is trying to sell, promote or push your product/service on your followers.
- You follow 1,234 people and only 6 people follow you or you have zero updates. Huh?
- You are trying to get 3,000 followers by midnight PST.
- We have absolutely nothing and I mean NOTHING in common. Doesn’t happen often but that paranormal romance writer who dabbles in Wicca and S&M was just a bit much.
- Your tweets are lame. Not really…I just couldn’t leave the list at #9.
What are some of the reasons you don’t follow?