We were getting ready for Christmas too!
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Jim Gaffigan…
We went to El Torito for dinner where I got a cheap dinner salad and ate about 30 free tortillas with gobs of that lovely honey butter slathered on top.
It was good.
Really good. Excited as can be, we moseyed to the Grove and anxiously waited in our seats.
Packed house.
Show starts.
Wait a minute… we’ve heard that joke before.
“He must just be doing some of his old stuff to warm up.” (We reassure each other.)
Another old joke.
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Show is over.
We get 31 Flavors.
The Peanut Butter Chocolate makes me feel a bit better.
Dear Jim Gaffigan,
You owe us…
$100 for two tickets to a show you did 4 years ago (which can be downloaded for free on Netflix!)
$30 for our El Torito dinner
$50 for the babysitter
$250 Emotional damages for the curling iron burn on my neck that looks like a hickey.
I won’t charge you for the 31 Flavors ice cream (you’re welcome).
Warmly,
KN